So, there has sadly been some drama with my attorney.
And not in the steamy-daytime-soap-opera-type wherein I discover that my attorney and my sister (I don’t actually have a sister) have been conducting a secret liaison while my attorney prepares to defend me for the self-defense murder of my sisters ex-husband that I commit while trying to rescue my sister’s love child by the local business mogul, who the crazed and jealous ex-husband had kidnapped and was holding for ransom.
Nope, nothing so juicy.
Not juicy, flaky.
And, as MIchael has said, flaky is a good quality only in a breakfast pastry.
So now I’m in a massive regroup, and trying to answer some questions on my own.
For instance: Will I need to change my EIN when the company converts from sole-proprietorship to corporation?
If there’s a 40 day window for filing the DBA, is there also a 40 day window for the business tax license?
If a client neglects to pay me, can I picket their business while swinging around a large rubber chicken and yelling “Cheap?” Can I subject their receptionist to endless knock-knock jokes?
Will the infernal revenoo services take exception if I take deductions for business massages?
Actually, that last question may be more appropriate for my accountant, who to date has steadfastly avoided any breakfast pastry impersonations.
